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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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ocurrence:

i wonder how long it’ll take for you to realize i exist 

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When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

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nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

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whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

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habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

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dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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boobjesus:

i wanna intimidate you

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telapathetic:

For fun friendship and maybe more, talk to someone else

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roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

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possiblypensive:

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

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frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

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cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

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